"Hi, my name is...?"

myspace and that SUCK on my computer at home but i'll totally add you at the libray and send you a random comment so you know its me okayyyy?

HEY YOU GUYZZZ. that was totally THE GOONIES.

SARAH.I'M.PEE.EMMING.STILL

I'm staying, then?

I'm staying.

And since we're the only ones still here I can post as many times as I want and noooooo one will knoooooooooow.

I feel so dangerous. . . .

In fact . . . I think I'm gonna sing a song.
Just for the heck of it.

Your love is . . . something I cannot remember . . .
Your love is . . . IMPOSSIBLE!!!
*Song ends, background girls singing lightly, 'Impossible, impossible' over and over until music slowly fades out*

Okay. Novelty of being dangerous is now gone.
Lonliness is setting in.
So I'll just wait, and surf old .ca instead.

I'm a le staying too.

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED.

But I am le tired. . . .
I love here.

Well, have a nap.

THEN FIRE THE SHIT!

And the Australians (Elo) are still like, "Wtf, mate?"

And the English are like 'Bout that time, eh chaps?'

And Canada's like 'Whats going on, eh?'

WTF MATE?

hahaha man i want to play

i thought everyone stopped posting
but i was still here like
hum dee dum dee dum...would it be weird if i dedicated every single thread to me now? hmm

And then the meteor is just going to be like, "Well eff that shiz."
Haha.
I heart improvising.

Dude, I love ruling this board.
WE RULE THIS BOARD!
Awesome.

RULING RULES.
LIKE
heaps
AND STUFF.
and um
HI HI HI HI HI HI
I FEEL LIKE I'M SUBCONSCIOUSLY SPREADING OUR ANARCHY TO THE REAL .CA

then people will protest and be like

GIVE THEM THEIR OWN BOARD

and then my l key will get stuck again
just because my keyboard keeps thinking about watching the l word

which is why its like llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

either that or it enjoys paralellity

It's like Lord of the Flies.

There are no adults here. We rule the board!

Although please no killing pigs or the little scrawny kid.

Every time I think about the word 'parallel' I think of my jr. high art school teacher whom I only had for one year because for the other three I registered in band and learned to play the flute.
Anywho, my art teacher was this guy with a weird gotee and he thought he was totally the boss of the world. In the sense that he had a big head, not that he was bossy. He loved for the children to love him, though not in a pedophile way, but in a we're best-friends-confidants-and-also-have-a-teacher-student-relationship, you know?
My point is, he was an art teacher so he taught me what the word parallel meant in the fifth grade and I was not fond of him.
Not one bit.
He lied a lot.

AND NO WINDOWS!

your teacher dude sounds kind of creepy.
and.
in a parallel universe
he would be like
a balloon animal.

not even a cool one. just like the default LOOK I MADE A STRAIGHT WORM for you one because the person didn't know how to fold it into anything.

i'm doing your pm! its taking ages and the time is going and i'm panicking so if i don't reply for a little its because i'm building!

I feel so bad---don't combust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION!!!!

phase one: collect underpants
phase two:
phase three: PROFIT!

haha underpant gnomes quotage. i dont know if that one will get anywhere!

Everyone stands to profit from underpants.

Oh my God I am so tired.
Okay, it was absolutely wonderful talking to the both of you. I have fallen in very deep like with not only you, but with the whole desert-stationary-parade, and the fact that it will not rain.
One more update before I go:
I'm listening to We Belong by Pat Benatar, because she is GOD, as is that song.
Okay.
Goodbye.
I will miss you new .ca, but only slightly. . . . I doubt I'll ever be back on you (haha) again.
!!!!!!
I hope to talk to you on old .ca, Alice, and Elo, I just remembered---I'll give you your birthday card after I've slept and actually gathered it from my room.
Bye.
(Just because.)